CLUMSY UNIQUE ENTERTAINER
Clumsy has performed worldwide since age 9
TEL. (716) 876 7664 OFFICE TEL. (716) 587 2743 CELL
E-mail clumsy@abritishclown.com
QUESTION : HOW MANY PERFORMERS IN WNY OFFER ALL THIS FOR JUST $90 ?
ANSWER = ONE CLUMSY ..
I AM WESTERN NEW YORKS MOST UNIQUE ENTERTAINER
I AM WESTERN NEW YORKS MOST UNIQUE ENTERTAINER
My one hour performance is non stop high energy, from beginning to end. The performance features all the skills I have learned over the 28 years I have been performing. My show can be performed in your front room, backyard, in a theater or any other venue you can think of. The only thing that is different is the audience, but the energy and humor is always first class !!
This fantastic show is not performed by any other performer in WNY. In fact, the others don't even come close. Most clowns that offer any kind of a show, only last 20 - 30 minutes, then break into balloons or face painting. NOT Clumsy. I choose to perform to all of the audience, all of the time, getting the whole audience involved and making laughter. To me, this beats doing something which will either burst within minutes, or will surely be washed off within hours. What my audience sees and takes part in will stay with them for ever (well that may be an exaggeration), but I do know of children that request me again and again. I had one father actually have to turn his car around for his son to come say hi as I performed at a grand opening event!
This fantastic show is not performed by any other performer in WNY. In fact, the others don't even come close. Most clowns that offer any kind of a show, only last 20 - 30 minutes, then break into balloons or face painting. NOT Clumsy. I choose to perform to all of the audience, all of the time, getting the whole audience involved and making laughter. To me, this beats doing something which will either burst within minutes, or will surely be washed off within hours. What my audience sees and takes part in will stay with them for ever (well that may be an exaggeration), but I do know of children that request me again and again. I had one father actually have to turn his car around for his son to come say hi as I performed at a grand opening event!
A full 1 hour performance, entertaining both the children and adults in the audience the whole time !
Famous Slapstick Comedy learned in first Touring Circus.
UNIQUE comedy juggling routine devised by me after years of practice.
The only performer in Western New York to perform this Comical unicycle routine.
A variety of magic effects which are both amazing and funny too, a big hit with all audiences.
Audience participation all the way through the performance, with the help of volunteers on “stage”.
A career entertainer, with 28 years experience, from age 9 (clumsy is the youngest performer with the most years experience in the area).
A feature act with the guest of honor (older than 1)
Oh, and a real English accent!!
Famous Slapstick Comedy learned in first Touring Circus.
UNIQUE comedy juggling routine devised by me after years of practice.
The only performer in Western New York to perform this Comical unicycle routine.
A variety of magic effects which are both amazing and funny too, a big hit with all audiences.
Audience participation all the way through the performance, with the help of volunteers on “stage”.
A career entertainer, with 28 years experience, from age 9 (clumsy is the youngest performer with the most years experience in the area).
A feature act with the guest of honor (older than 1)
Oh, and a real English accent!!
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